Absurd Movies

  • 1997
    Alien Resurrection

    Alien Resurrection

    Alien Resurrection

    6.1591997HD

    Two hundred years after Lt. Ripley died, a group of scientists clone her, hoping to breed the ultimate weapon. But the new Ripley is full of...

    Alien Resurrection
  • 1997
    Con Air

    Con Air

    Con Air

    6.7421997HD

    Newly-paroled former US Army ranger Cameron Poe is headed back to his wife, but must fly home aboard a prison transport flight dubbed "Jailbird"...

    Con Air
  • 2024
    Uglies

    Uglies

    Uglies

    5.92024HD

    In a futuristic dystopia with enforced beauty standards, a teen awaiting mandatory cosmetic surgery embarks on a journey to find her missing friend.

    Uglies
  • 1992
    Alien³

    Alien³

    Alien³

    6.3771992HD

    After escaping with Newt and Hicks from the alien planet, Ripley crash lands on Fiorina 161, a prison planet and host to a correctional facility....

    Alien³
  • 2002
    The Hot Chick

    The Hot Chick

    The Hot Chick

    6.3522002HD

    Not only is Jessica Spencer the most popular girl in school -- she is also the meanest. But things change for the attractive teen when a freak...

    The Hot Chick
  • 1978
    Drunken Master

    Drunken Master

    Drunken Master

    7.3921978HD

    After being punished for getting into trouble, a mischievous young man is sent to train under a brutal, but slovenly old beggar, who teaches him the...

    Drunken Master
  • 1994
    The Next Karate Kid

    The Next Karate Kid

    The Next Karate Kid

    5.31994HD

    Mr. Miyagi decides to take Julie, a troubled teenager, under his wing after he learns that she blames herself for her parents' demise and struggles...

    The Next Karate Kid
  • 2012
    Dark Shadows

    Dark Shadows

    Dark Shadows

    6.12012HD

    Vampire Barnabas Collins is inadvertently freed from his tomb and emerges into the very changed world of 1972. He returns to Collinwood Manor to find...

    Dark Shadows
  • 1985
    Weird Science

    Weird Science

    Weird Science

    6.51985HD

    Two unpopular teenagers, Gary and Wyatt, fail at all attempts to be accepted by their peers. Their desperation to be liked leads them to "create" a...

    Weird Science
  • 2024
    Art of Love

    Art of Love

    Art of Love

    6.42024HD

    After learning that the art thief she has been chasing is her ex-lover, an officer working for Interpol concocts a plan to catch him red-handed.

    Art of Love
  • 2023
    EXmas

    EXmas

    EXmas

    6.52023HD

    When Graham decides to surprise his family by traveling home for Christmas, he is shocked to discover them already celebrating with an unexpected...

    EXmas
  • 2024
    Ricky Stanicky

    Ricky Stanicky

    Ricky Stanicky

    6.52024HD

    When three childhood best friends pull a prank gone wrong, they invent the imaginary Ricky Stanicky to get them out of trouble. Twenty years later,...

    Ricky Stanicky
  • 2024
    Spaceman

    Spaceman

    Spaceman

    6.82024HD

    Six months into a solo mission, a lonely astronaut confronts the cracks in his marriage with help from a mysterious creature he discovers on his ship.

    Spaceman
  • 2005
    The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

    The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

    The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

    6.6632005HD

    Mere seconds before the Earth is to be demolished by an alien construction crew, Arthur Dent is swept off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect, a...

    The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
  • 2019
    The Hustle

    The Hustle

    The Hustle

    6.1812019HD

    Two female scam artists, one low rent and the other high class, compete to swindle a naïve tech prodigy out of his fortune. A remake of the 1988...

    The Hustle
  • 2024
    Bob Marley: One Love

    Bob Marley: One Love

    Bob Marley: One Love

    6.72024HD

    Jamaican singer-songwriter Bob Marley overcomes adversity to become the most famous reggae musician in the world.

    Bob Marley: One Love
  • 1991
    Career Opportunities

    Career Opportunities

    Career Opportunities

    6.91991HD

    Josie, the daughter of the town's wealthiest businessman, faces problems at home and wishes to leave town but is disoriented. Her decision is...

    Career Opportunities
  • 2006
    Big Momma's House 2

    Big Momma's House 2

    Big Momma's House 2

    5.82006HD

    FBI agent Malcolm Turner goes back undercover as Big Momma, a slick-talking, slam-dunking Southern granny with attitude to spare! Now this granny...

    Big Momma's House 2
  • 1985
    National Lampoon's European Vacation

    National Lampoon's European Vacation

    National Lampoon's European Vacation

    6.21985HD

    The Griswolds win a vacation to Europe on a game show, and so pack their bags for the continent. They do their best to catch the flavor of Europe,...

    National Lampoon's European Vacation
  • 2023
    Haunted Mansion

    Haunted Mansion

    Haunted Mansion

    6.52023HD

    A woman and her son enlist a motley crew of so-called spiritual experts to help rid their home of supernatural squatters.

    Haunted Mansion