Michael Bartolomeo Movies

  • 2003
    Cabbage Head

    Cabbage Head

    Cabbage Head

    02003HD

    A short comedy about love, life & roughage.

    Cabbage Head
  • 2023
    Fed

    Fed

    Fed

    02023HD

    In this short stop-motion fantasy tale, a talented but cocky young chef meets her match when a mysteriously implacable food critic visits her...

    Fed
  • 2019
    Washed

    Washed

    Washed

    6.52019HD

    In this stop-motion horror short, a couple enlists the aid of a mysterious figure to help them with their seemingly insurmountable laundry problem.

    Washed
  • 2017
    Solved

    Solved

    Solved

    02017HD

    A lonely young man dreams of one day becoming a Rubik's Cube master, but his obsession soon turns deadly. Over 11,000 still photos played back at...

    Solved
  • 2015
    Apparatchick

    Apparatchick

    Apparatchick

    02015HD

    A low-level functionary undergoes a most unpleasant performance review session.

    Apparatchick
  • 1997
    Duff McGuffy

    Duff McGuffy

    Duff McGuffy

    01997HD

    A man discovers his entire life has been manufactured by a television network. This is not The Truman Show. This is DUFF MCGUFFY TELEVISION!!!

    Duff McGuffy
  • 2009
    A Model for the Motion of a Spring

    A Model for the Motion of a Spring

    A Model for the Motion of a Spring

    02009HD

    The utilization of numerical oscillation models by physicists to accurately predict and map the simple harmonic motion of a spring device, and the...

    A Model for the Motion of a Spring
  • 1999
    The Day I Ate Dirt

    The Day I Ate Dirt

    The Day I Ate Dirt

    51999HD

    A young man, desperately in need of reassurance in a chaotic world, crosses paths with a church minister who severely misinterprets the bible in...

    The Day I Ate Dirt
  • 2017
    Sludge Eater

    Sludge Eater

    Sludge Eater

    02017HD

    A man tries to rid his troubled psyche of intrusive thoughts, but the Sludge Eater has other plans.

    Sludge Eater
  • 1997
    The Triumph & Tragedy of Napoleon Bonaparte

    The Triumph & Tragedy of Napoleon Bonaparte

    The Triumph & Tragedy of Napoleon Bonaparte

    01997HD

    A dramatization of Napoleon's exile to the Isle of Elba, accompanied by a brief historical dissertation.

    The Triumph & Tragedy of Napoleon Bonaparte
  • 2010
    Apartmental

    Apartmental

    Apartmental

    02010HD

    A man watches TV alone. A series of obliquely malevolent doppelgangers appear and slowly usurp his entire apartment. 20,000 still photos, played...

    Apartmental
  • 2011
    Tacokinesis

    Tacokinesis

    Tacokinesis

    02011HD

    A young woman uses her supernatural powers of telekinesis to construct a nice, meaty taco.

    Tacokinesis
  • 1998
    Dick and Vito

    Dick and Vito

    Dick and Vito

    01998HD

    Goodfellas, but if Albert Camus directed it.

    Dick and Vito
  • 2008
    Gold Stripe Brushes

    Gold Stripe Brushes

    Gold Stripe Brushes

    02008HD

    That feeling of dread you experience before beginning strenuous exercise, but also a movie. 8,000 still photos played back at varying frame rates.

    Gold Stripe Brushes
  • 1970
    Sludge Eater 2: The Sludgening

    Sludge Eater 2: The Sludgening

    Sludge Eater 2: The Sludgening

    01970HD

    After a 6-year slumber, the Sludge Eater is back...and he's hungry for more.

    Sludge Eater 2: The Sludgening
  • 2000
    Mr. Grooples Grows Up

    Mr. Grooples Grows Up

    Mr. Grooples Grows Up

    02000HD

    Mr. Grooples embarks on a journey far beyond his comfort zone, only to discover he was home all along.

    Mr. Grooples Grows Up
  • 1998
    John's Problem

    John's Problem

    John's Problem

    01998HD

    John agrees to house-sit for a neighbor, and things take a turn for the macabre.

    John's Problem