Michael Bartolomeo Movies
- 2003
Cabbage Head
Cabbage Head02003HD
A short comedy about love, life & roughage.
- 2023
Fed
Fed02023HD
In this short stop-motion fantasy tale, a talented but cocky young chef meets her match when a mysteriously implacable food critic visits her...
- 2019
Washed
Washed6.52019HD
In this stop-motion horror short, a couple enlists the aid of a mysterious figure to help them with their seemingly insurmountable laundry problem.
- 2017
Solved
Solved02017HD
A lonely young man dreams of one day becoming a Rubik's Cube master, but his obsession soon turns deadly. Over 11,000 still photos played back at...
- 2015
Apparatchick
Apparatchick02015HD
A low-level functionary undergoes a most unpleasant performance review session.
- 1997
Duff McGuffy
Duff McGuffy01997HD
A man discovers his entire life has been manufactured by a television network. This is not The Truman Show. This is DUFF MCGUFFY TELEVISION!!!
- 2009
A Model for the Motion of a Spring
A Model for the Motion of a Spring02009HD
The utilization of numerical oscillation models by physicists to accurately predict and map the simple harmonic motion of a spring device, and the...
- 1999
The Day I Ate Dirt
The Day I Ate Dirt51999HD
A young man, desperately in need of reassurance in a chaotic world, crosses paths with a church minister who severely misinterprets the bible in...
- 2017
Sludge Eater
Sludge Eater02017HD
A man tries to rid his troubled psyche of intrusive thoughts, but the Sludge Eater has other plans.
- 1997
The Triumph & Tragedy of Napoleon Bonaparte
The Triumph & Tragedy of Napoleon Bonaparte01997HD
A dramatization of Napoleon's exile to the Isle of Elba, accompanied by a brief historical dissertation.
- 2010
Apartmental
Apartmental02010HD
A man watches TV alone. A series of obliquely malevolent doppelgangers appear and slowly usurp his entire apartment. 20,000 still photos, played...
- 2011
Tacokinesis
Tacokinesis02011HD
A young woman uses her supernatural powers of telekinesis to construct a nice, meaty taco.
- 1998
Dick and Vito
Dick and Vito01998HD
Goodfellas, but if Albert Camus directed it.
- 2008
Gold Stripe Brushes
Gold Stripe Brushes02008HD
That feeling of dread you experience before beginning strenuous exercise, but also a movie. 8,000 still photos played back at varying frame rates.
- 1970
Sludge Eater 2: The Sludgening
Sludge Eater 2: The Sludgening01970HD
After a 6-year slumber, the Sludge Eater is back...and he's hungry for more.
- 2000
Mr. Grooples Grows Up
Mr. Grooples Grows Up02000HD
Mr. Grooples embarks on a journey far beyond his comfort zone, only to discover he was home all along.
- 1998
John's Problem
John's Problem01998HD
John agrees to house-sit for a neighbor, and things take a turn for the macabre.